Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old.

Life is lived forwards but understood backwards. So I think instead of being born and moving towards death we should start at death and move backwards to birth.
We would come to life in an old people's home and stay there until we are thrown out for being too young. Then we would potter aimlessly around Town and slowly regain an interest in a hobby we are very good at only to find little-by-little we get moderately worse. Until you are given a gold watch and start work at job you know everything about. Over the next 50 years you will see your children grow younger, drive brand new cars into car showrooms and come out with an old wreck of a car which will get gradually better until it is perfect again, at which time you will go to the garage for another old car.
The holidays you love in the quiet sleepy Italian villages will slowly lose their appeal and you'll start to enjoy the noisy raucous holidays of the Greek Island.
Your wife who is a great comfort to you will start to become more and more desirable over the years,
until you are madly in love with her and marry her. Over the next 2 years you will make plans of all the things you've already done, then meet her for the first time and then,------ never think of her again.
You will be at college and learn how to do the job you have done for the last 45 years.
Then leave school not knowing what you want to do.  Over the next 15 years you will do a lot of playing, you'll be climbing trees play football and chasing butterflies. You'll end up sitting on your Mom's lap smiling at your older brothers and sisters. Soon you'll be a baby again and go back into the womb. Once there you float about in warm comfort for 9 months and finally come to an end in a orgasm.--------- So ends the jig of life.